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grimdarkthroes:

IT HURTS
THROUGH PAIN AND FIRE!!!!

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A boy consents to being BOILED ALIVE to save his friends.

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A pair of thirteen year old siblings who just met…

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toastyhat:

fireandcrystal101:

toastyhat:

tranquilsouls:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK
SHIT

woah.

or is it.

wow. that’s deep shit. sadly true though

Okay, a lot of people have been reblogging this from me without taking the time to look at the thing I added so I’m gonna quote it here:

Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.
There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.

-via edwardspoonhands

toastyhat:

fireandcrystal101:

toastyhat:

tranquilsouls:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK

SHIT

woah.

or is it.

wow. that’s deep shit. sadly true though

Okay, a lot of people have been reblogging this from me without taking the time to look at the thing I added so I’m gonna quote it here:

Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.

There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.

-via edwardspoonhands

shleg:

blobertson:

trillgamesh:

please watch this video and educate yourselves

this is perfect and hard to find on youtube

i get the dr zaius diddy stuck in my head so often but i have not actually seen this in many years. god bless you

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so my dash kinda did a thing…

so my dash kinda did a thing…

mercurialmalcontent:

slipstreamborne:

slipstreamborne:

KARKAT:  THAT’S A TERRIBLE CLICHE OF A JOKE AND YOU BOTH SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO HAVE MADE IT.

going back through my art tag for reasons

I still love this stupid joke

You aren’t the only one. :D